I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend the consumer is not a moron. . The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. She needs slapped off of TV! That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! And shrill! The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. God, shes fucking annoying. The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV. So I work work work every day. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. You guys have mentioned it already - that cloying Grilled Cheese o clock commercial runs all of the time! When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. Visual dog whistle? I worked in advertising 30 years. MONROVIA - At 10 AM of Thursday, November 4, 2021 in Central Monrovia, a visually impaired (blind) boy's right hand's thumb skipped over keys of a mobile phone in his left hand. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. I almost cried just now. Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. I wish they'd stop playing it. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? She is Customer Service. It appears to be a serious commercial. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. - they must be throwing millions at them. What a super annoying commercial. Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship. Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? Jude.post before passive aggressive Oh Dear doofus. Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. THANKFULLY. The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays. That private parts deodorant commercial. Those just make me sad. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? The one where the guys shopping for milk and this little boy in back keeps insisting his ripple milk is best alternative to actual milk. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. yells: "James??? R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. Incredibly toxic corporate culture. The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. What an obnoxious brat. Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. I hate that commercial with a passion. What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? Does Christopher on 9-1-1 have cerebral palsy? Bupkis. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. . Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! The fucking NetSpend ad. Its like being a Cassandra of crap. The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. They are the perfect annoying couple. R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket? R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together. Cant make out a damn word shes saying. I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? Please smile if you happy to give us a . I hate the women pooping commercials. The ad explains that normally she's an obnoxious little bitch who rolls her eyes and never utters more than a single syllable or looks away from her phone, but "that face" only comes out in a Vrbo. The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. He shills so much stuffwhy? Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Talk about dated. Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. It's brief and to the point. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. Everything about that commercial was beyond cringe but that the blind boy found the one person on that entire bus that acts like a civilized human being is plenty of reason to smile . The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. And that fucking song. (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is. Im having withdrawals. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. Even a microwave is more convenient. WTF? Is she trying to be funny? Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. Do they think we're all stupid? It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! This One a Day commercial. R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. Then showing their twats. She dances like some cruiseship performer. I'm on the East Coast. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Saw him on another commercial doing the same angry shtick. WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!! I mute it immediately. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". One of the last shots is of her at graduation. September 2, 2021 "'What Can Your Smile Do?'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. [quote]The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. No, there isnt. Colgate uses false authority because the Doctors are normally not fully qualified to be Doctors. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. Ask the Colgate Chatbot. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. James Cordon for WW. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. Colgate is out to foster some badly needed post-pandemic optimism with its new "Be the Reason" brand equity campaign, a richly produced departure from what's long been a product- and. haunts my dreams. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. . The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. She looks a little crazy now . Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. "So we're dancing now? Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED! There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! Odd commercial. site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, Best of the Super Bowl ads? Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. [quote] while these people are surely millionaires. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. Pathetic, indeed! Colgate Oral Care Center. Wheres men pooping? I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck? I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. In another spot, part of the campaign, the brand celebrates real people who have the courage and resilience to share their smile with others despite challenges they may be facing and encourages you to be the reason someone smiles today and pass your smile power on. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Who cares about his weak eye? ALL those ads are really annoying. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. R27. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. 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